My Girlfriend Is The Best Mechanic Ever

"iSureWilll" (isurewilll) 09/30/2015 at 15:49 • Filed to: None

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So my girlfriend and I work in the same office and we take walks during the work day to break up the monotony. Today as we are walking she turns to me and says....

Girlfriend: I would be the best mechanic ever!

Me: How? You don’t even know anything about cars.

Girlfriend: This is how it would go - “Good news customer! Your car... looks like a car... Bad news: I can’t fix it. That will be $75”

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > iSureWilll 09/30/2015 at 15:52

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WAIT WAIT WAIT

is this her contract?

http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/meet-the-repai…

Also, lead image implies your calling your girlfriend a horse.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > iSureWilll 09/30/2015 at 15:55

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Is that a Nissan Patrol?

BREADwagon > iSureWilll 09/30/2015 at 15:56

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Did she check your dip stick?

I’ll see myself out.

M54B30 > iSureWilll 09/30/2015 at 16:01

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Forward opening hoods need to make a come back.

I was legitimately disappointed when i found out my 5 series is when it switched to regular opening

KnowsAboutCars > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/30/2015 at 16:02

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Lada Niva, I think.

RazoE > iSureWilll 09/30/2015 at 16:03

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“I’m a Mustang, I know cars, unlike those Pintos...”

PanchoVilleneuve ST > iSureWilll 09/30/2015 at 16:07

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MonkeePuzzle > iSureWilll 09/30/2015 at 16:07

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did you just refer to your GF as a horse?

if she ain’t Sarah Jessica Parker she is gonna be pissed!

TractorPillow > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 09/30/2015 at 16:07

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Matthew Broderick is OP I guess

Party-vi > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/30/2015 at 16:11

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No, that’s a horse.

iSureWilll > TractorPillow 09/30/2015 at 16:16

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I was trying to keep it on the hush hush but you’ve outsmarted me.

iSureWilll > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 09/30/2015 at 16:16

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Haha that WOULD be her contract if she had one. The horse is just a coincidence I promise!

iSureWilll > M54B30 09/30/2015 at 16:17

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EDIT: Kinja-ed

I should have used this one instead of the horse!

iSureWilll > M54B30 09/30/2015 at 16:18

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I’m with ya. I had 3 e30’s and now my Golf’s hood opens the wrong way... ugh

iSureWilll > MonkeePuzzle 09/30/2015 at 16:18

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The horse was just the first stupid meme I found on Google Images. Whooops!

iSureWilll > BREADwagon 09/30/2015 at 16:18

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Every 1,000 footsteps like clockwork.

Spasoje > KnowsAboutCars 09/30/2015 at 16:43

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It is indeed a Niva.